So according to the Huffington Post, this cute gym teacher has been charged with 30 counts of statutory rape?!?!? At face value, this may sound like a disgusting and despicable act, but hold on a minutes…..
According to the reports, the “boy” she was involved with was only 16 years old. Can you believe that? How much of a SCOUNDREL can someone be?!?! Wait a minute, the “rape” happened in Staten Island, which has a legal age of consent that is….17…By law, that makes Megan Mahoney a schemey, drooling child molester.
That’s not the funniest part. What’s really funny is that had this happened across the bridge in New Jersey, it would be perfectly legal since the age of consent there is…………16…Yes, that’s right, she’s only a monster in New York. In New Jersey, she’s a perfect law abiding citizen. Doesn’t that suck? Maybe she should have taken the extra time to drive across any of the three bridges from Staten Island to New Jersey where her affair would be welcomed with open arms!
Now, unfortunately, she has a rape charge. Because she was standing in the wrong backyard………